Monthly Archives: March 2004

GRYPHON BITTEN BY RADIOACTIVE SLOTH – ACQUIRES SUPERHUMAN LAZINESS

Christopher Leeton, currently employed as a laboratory assistant at Super Secret Science Sphere, acquired superhuman laziness on Monday, when in a tragic accident, he was bitten by a radioactive sloth, giving him the laying-about capabilities of ten normal human beings. … Continue reading

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EXCITING NEW INITIATIVE BOOKED IN FOR ROUND ONE

At a press conference last night Monash Gryphon president Carol Nichols announced the moving of the club’s past & present players day from round 1 to the round 3 home clash against traditional rivals West Brunswick to make way for … Continue reading

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KENT ATTRIBUTES SUDDEN IMPROVEMENT TO NEW UNDERWEAR

Gareth Kent has attributed his recent sudden improvement to two new pairs of underwear he bought from Forbes Lingerie in Moorabin.”They feel so great to wear under my playing shorts, I’m going to wear the g string on match days … Continue reading

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ROCK FESTIVAL TO FEATURE HISCOCK, POCOCK AND STUNTCOCK

East Caulfield Reserve will serve as the venue for the first ever “CockFest,” featuring performers as diverse as Holden Hiscock, The Pocock Twelve, and Stuntcock, to be held over the weekend of 2 and 3 October 2004. Stuntcock are the … Continue reading

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WHAT I DID OVER THE SUMMER HOLIDAYS

The summer holidays are a time of rest and relaxation for many, and our Gryphons footballers are no exception. To give you an insight into what a typical Amateur footballer gets up to in his down time, the Gryph Gazette … Continue reading

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