Monash Gryphons Amateur Football Club

Monash Gryphons president in exile Mark Graydon will be returning to Melbourne later this week after riding out the storm that erupted from his sex tape scandal in June of this year.

Under the pretense of being in Europe for work, Graydon was in fact bracing himself for the fallout following the internet leak of him involved “in flagrante” with young Hollywood actresses Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley.

Released within hours of each other in mid-June 2005, the sites for the two separate films, “Lost In Copulation” and “Thrice Knightley,” have already received over a million hits each and many thousands of bootleg videotapes and videodiscs are also in circulation.

Managers of the respective parties are rumoured to be in negotiation with the webmaster of the site in question, www.celebsexfilm.com, to arrange a settlement to stop further broadcast of these movies.

For his part, Graydon claims he was unaware that the posh Southbank hotel room he used to woo the starlets did in fact have infra-red hidden cameras, and places the blame for this on an Indian bellhop known only as “John.” He did admit though that he did enjoy his participation in these activities.

The Monash Gryphons 2005 Amateur Football Club Annual Report has been released for download. Please click the following link to download this report: 2005 Annual Report.doc

November 11 2005: Multiple Best and Fairest winner and club patron, Phil Warren, has been appointed Reserves Coach for season 2006. Phil brings supreme tactical and analytical skills to the team as well as skill and passion which should ensure the Gryphs take that extra step in 2006 to win a flag.

Phil said ‘I love the Gryphs and I really hope we can bring all the hard work from the last few years together in 2006. I am really looking forward to working with the players and with Bourbs to make it a really good year for everyone’.

Stay tuned for information about pre-season training.

Update: Some great news.. Stilly has decided to stay with the Gryphs!
He is committed to play again with us in 2006 as he doesn’t want to pass up the opportunity to be part of the first ever Monash Gryphons premiership team!

Phil still loves the Gryphs and still really hopes we can bring all the hard work from the last few years together in 2006. He’s still really looking forward to working with the players and with Bourbs to make it a really good year for everyone. Stilly and Phil will operate in a similar way as they did in 2005.

The Monash Gryphons 2005 Minutes for the AGM have been released for download. Please click the following link to download this report: 2005 AGM Minutes.doc